Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Why is this Swiss girl doing an egg dance? I'll know more about this and whats at the bottom of the fondue pot when I return. xoxox

PS Check out this nutfest on Artnet.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A NEW suprise guest to the Land of The Lost is my PASSPORT! I was suposed to leave for Zurich today to begin installing a show at the Kunsthall but it seems this trip will be delayed a couple of days. I am very angry at my old passport. If you see it please stab and victimize it. We look forward to welcoming New Passport into our life!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Carrying George the baby around has taken a giant toll on my back, so I'm looking for art projects I can do from the bed. Ideas so far:

As an invalid, walking is no longer my issue but getting around in the snow is, so my first craft project from a prostrate position will be to make one of these out of cardboard and hotglue------------------------>

Thats all.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Salvaged from the bottom of a sticky trash can underneath the AS IF YOU DIDN"T KNOW desk:

Attention men

The world’s best-known usability expert, Jakob Nielsen, conducted eyetracking research, the results help editors improve the effectiveness of news article design. In his tests he found that men stare at men's crotches more then women do. Also this:
"Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site."


Monday, March 12, 2007

We watched the movie The Prestigue the other night, it was about a magician who made clones of himself and killed them to perform a magic act. It REALLY sucked except for that it got me thinking about what I would do if I had some clones of myself, especially if the clones were subservient which would make them more like zombie-clones which would be great! I would never wash a brush again and there would be one of me just for errands. The rest of us would start a naked folk dancing troupe.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

*Please to turn up the volume

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

"Trim strings to appropriate lengths for tampon earrings, about 1 and 1/2 inches"

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

We would like to share with you our observations about George the baby. She has the flatulence of an ordinary old man but goes about like a certain impressive old woman. Remarkable I'd say.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Have you ever make something that makes perfect sense at the time but then you have no clue whatsoever what the hell you could possibly -even given your diminished brain capacity because of no sleep for the past month, is unacceptable- have been thinking?

Thursday, March 01, 2007

A tribute to Team shredder who has outdone themselfs with this posting of Marie Osmond performing a Dadaist sound poem

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