Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Salvaged from the bottom of a sticky trash can underneath the AS IF YOU DIDN"T KNOW desk:

Attention men

The world’s best-known usability expert, Jakob Nielsen, conducted eyetracking research, the results help editors improve the effectiveness of news article design. In his tests he found that men stare at men's crotches more then women do. Also this:
"Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site."


if mcdonalds is smart they'll hang a little whopper ad from every guy's wanker because of this groundbreaking research. just think of the marketing possibilities. brownstarfucks® i'm sure will get on board.
you read my mind dubz. brownstarfucks is an inovative company when it comes to advertising. The ad campaign where they actually inserted ads into peoples rectums for others to discover sent ripples through madison avenue.
key word: ripples. those madison ave fucks won't know what hit em when they start seeing wanker and ass ads.
I'm renting my crotch out to PizzaHut and my tits to ADIDAS
God it's so true and so obvious. I once worked on the docks with THE WORLD'S MOST mean, hateful, homophobic, racist, bitchy choads, I mean full-on KKK material, and I swear to christ the 2 most frequent words out of their face holes were faggot and that good old n word. Anyway, point is, they were utterly fixated on each other's asses, and who was who's "butt buddy." Years of carefully logging my research led me to this statistically solid analysis: choads are way more into dick than any lady ever was.
Thanks Nielson and Corny for the validation.
And sir, I wish you well with pizza hut and addidas.
capt'n will you be my butt buddy?
...and what butt is that???
Hey! it was great to see you pops! I'm tot down for a pizza party at the met.
I'd like to think that womyn/wimmin mostly look to see the there a fixation color for that? Lavender?
Excelent Gays lets do t when I'm back in April. I'll bring the pepperoni.
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