Sunday, May 27, 2007

The Revolution is cuming! Hi. What do Maurice Chevalier, Marcel Marceau and Corny C. all have in common? A love of French Clichés! Hopefully we'll encounter all of them on our trip to Paris. I'm off today to set up a show at Le Pleateau, Frac ile-de-france. The Mrs and George will be coming later in the week. I'll be checking in, of course, from the city of love all week. Au revoir, mes amis!

Friday, May 25, 2007

Congratulations to bread, the champion of all food.

Bread, it refuses to lose.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Summer time is almost here so we're gaining weight as fast as possible and growing out our body hair STAT. Here's inspiration if, dear unfortunate reader, you are still being beaten senseless by the old paradigm of fit waxed bodies with zero body fat.

Hippie Goddess
Bare Necessities Travel and Tourism
Who are the Naturalists?
These look like nice people

Friday, May 18, 2007

Paintings from the upstate institutional.
4 paintings of Nicolas the model
1 paintingof a volcano in a storm
1 paintingof a path through the woods in a field
1 painting of tinfoil on a clothes line.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Paint went out of my studio window and landed on the roof of a black Escalade that belongs to Joey Butafucco. I got into some troubs today and have to pay this guy to get his car rewaxed.

In other news, have you been watching SHEER GENIUS on Bravo? Only the best tee-vee show about hairdressing ever. Sally Hershberger, I say yes. One might think she'd be a bitch but she's a pussycat. We love that shes a big old dyke who rolled into town demanding 600.00$ a cut, declairing herself top dog in a industry ruled by fags, where lesbians are the bottom of the food chain, that took balls. The highlight of every episode is when the guest celebrity hair stylist is introduced and all the contestants freak out and you're like hu, thats a celebrity?

Friday, May 11, 2007

For Mrs. Cub on her birthday, an ode to mothers and daughters.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

ABCN correspondent PAUL RAMIREZ JONAS has alerted us to the invention of a very satisifying little animation by artist Felix Gmelin of the 5 ugliest faces in the National Gallery morphing into each other. Please go now and you see it. Hit link for "Other Works"

Sunday, May 06, 2007


This is called Made in Taiwan because it's covered with dozens of little stickers that say that.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Scientists Found What They are Calling Super Earth!

Gliese 581, a planet 20 light years away seems to have all the right components to have water and possibley a life sustaining atmosphere. Dimitar Sasselov of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, who studies the structure and formation of planets, said he suspected that this planet could be even more congenial for life than Earth. We're thinking the people who live there are twice as big and healthy?

The planet was discovered by the European Southern Observatory’s telescope in La Silla, Chile, which has a special instrument that splits light to find wobbles in different wave lengths. Those wobbles reveal the existence of other worlds.

Until now, all 220 planets astronomers have found outside our solar system have had the “Goldilocks problem.” They’ve been too hot, too cold or just plain too big and gaseous, like uninhabitable Jupiter.

The planet is 14 times closer to the star it orbits. Dr. Udry (the lead author of a paper describing the discovery that has been submitted to the Journal of Astrophysics & Astronomy) figures the red dwarf star would hang in the sky at a size 20 times larger than our moon. NICE! And it’s likely, but still not known, that the planet doesn’t rotate, so one side would always be sunlit and the other dark ("night people" can live on one side and morning people on the other). Anyone sitting on the planet would get heavier quickly, and birthdays would add up fast since it orbits its star every 13 days. Gravity is 1.6 times as strong as Earth’s so a 150-pound person would feel like 240 pounds. That would be a problem, but if we wore giant balloon shoes it might make up for the extra gravity.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Foghorn and Goody B Wiseman collaboration

We are Big Wheeling it to the upstate institution today with a stabby little hangover from the gallon of beer I drank at the Mets game last night. Shea stadium is fun, it's so small and cute, it was kinda like going to a minor league game. The Mets made alot of lame-ass errors against the Marlins who scored 5 runs in the 3rd, and that was pretty much that. Next week, the YANKS!

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