Monday, November 13, 2006

 
Our reintroduction to yoga has left us barely able to walk. The Mrs. is also not walking so well these days due to RLP
so we've ordered these stylish walker chairs from Pottery Barn (accessories like the brochure holder avalible at J.Crew)

# posted by Corny @ 10:13 AM
Comments:
is that 100% pvc piping on the walker? what's going on with the strap between her legs? is there a poratable toilet add-on available with this unit? colors?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:50 AM
 
The add on chastity belt is avalable from Jcrew. They do it in a wool tartan and tweed
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:02 PM
 
and there's a shimmering lilac spandex
version if you're feeling sporty spice
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:04 PM
 
It is 100% pure PVC piping, accept nothing less then the best!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:05 PM
 
screw the walker. Where can I get that outfit!! Classy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:36 PM
 
That stylish ensemble in fall colors is from the Post-Menopausal clothing catalogue called CHOICES HILL FASHION CLUB... Also avalable through the QVC. They make teriffic adult diaper covers in demin & valoure
# posted by Blogger Corny : 2:13 PM
 
Why you guys skimping in the walker area? Why don't you just get motorized scooters? And maybe one of those electronic stair chairs? And while you're at it, Cy says he'd like an electronic stair chair for his travels to the yard.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:31 PM
 
And I want one too, for all those times I kick my Oats carton to the floor! What, you think my wings don't get tired?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:36 PM
 
Forget the electronic chair stair. I want this outfit. Do they have cat sizes?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:37 PM
 
i really need to see a pic of the mrs., but i understand if you can't comply due to me being a total flake when you were last in my neck of the woods.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:51 PM
 
The saftey crotch harness looks rather...chafey.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:04 PM
 
It is chafey Arthuuur... It appears as though the strap is hanging low but in fact our models crotch is only 3 inches above her knees (!) making for a very sung fit.

Thats why she's smiling
# posted by Blogger Corny : 4:33 PM
 
She smiles harder when walking over gravel
# posted by Blogger Corny : 4:34 PM
 
The belt part is motorized PD....
# posted by Blogger Corny : 4:37 PM
 
Well that's more like it. So the belt massages your abdomen as you walk, right?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:47 PM
 
corny Red Bull just shot out my nose & got all over my white NIPS lab coat... next time I read ABCN, I'll be sure to tape a Depends® tp my chest.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:05 PM
 
"to" my chest.... der.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:05 PM
 
Sloths contrary to popular belief systems, you don't have to be old or crippled to use a walker. I think you'de look cute in PVC piping.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 8:30 PM
 
Amra, we've ordered a
wide angle lens, pics will be coming shortly.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 8:32 PM
 
Dude, can I attach one of these to my surfboard?
# posted by Blogger The Capt'n : 2:56 AM
 
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