Friday, November 03, 2006

 
Artist of the Day: Dan Perjovschi lives and works in Bucharest. He did a massive wall drawing project at the Tate Modern this past spring, covering 4 walls of a room with comic social commentary. We particularly like Sponsors are bad, curators are bad, directors are bad, artists are good. !

# posted by Corny @ 9:30 AM
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Spinart went from dance party to porn shoot to grope fest pretty smoothly last night. Pd, you were missed.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 10:11 AM
 
PD was definitely missed. Also missing was any shred of dignity on my part. As per usual.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:59 AM
 
ah, screw dignity...

you can quote me on that.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 12:37 PM
 
no, make that: "eh, screw dignity..."
# posted by Blogger sloth : 12:38 PM
 
oh man you guys. did i at least start the groping by mauling mm on my way out? i'd like to think i contributed in some small way. if there are photos i will need copies for my locker asap.
# posted by Blogger dubz : 12:43 PM
 
and i just want you all to know that whichever lovely lady impregnated me last night i'm gonna need financial assistance raising "our" child, ok?
# posted by Blogger dubz : 12:47 PM
 
I deny all accusations of paternit... matern...
pamaternity? Flaternity? Anyway it couldn't have been me; I was wearing a female condom.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 12:50 PM
 
AND a sponge.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 12:50 PM
 
Now you want compensation? All I got to say to our "love child" is good luck charlie. Next thing your going to be asking for Spiced Jizzlate served to you in bed!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:54 PM
 
Sloths you are Americas Next Top Role Model
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:57 PM
 
Thank you. I was also on the Glad Rag®
# posted by Blogger sloth : 12:58 PM
 
I just want to say for the record that while UncleFritz thinks I'm dangerous, really it's his slutty wife who's the instigator
# posted by Blogger Corny : 12:59 PM
 
yes, she is truly filthy.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:01 PM
 
Thanks sloth, I've been wondering where to reuseable paisley patterened menstral pads
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:02 PM
 
Dory Previn approved
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:02 PM
 
Fritzy's a little smutty, too...
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:02 PM
 
yes, PAISLEY PADS. dig it! Dory makes them herself.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:03 PM
 
"....no, I can't go out tonight, I'm busy washing my reuseable maxi-pads..."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:04 PM
 
christmas is taken care of!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:05 PM
 
here's a tip, Dory: you can recycle the old ones by hand-stitching them together into a quilt! (i.e., coverlet)...
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:06 PM
 
i'm a walking Jizzlatté® courtesy of BrownStarFuks®
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:07 PM
 
Dubz, one day you will tell your son or daughter about GladRags®, and you will silently thank me.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:08 PM
 
i just called GladRags® headquarters in mobile and they're going to use the kid in a campaign called "get an education or you'll end up knocked up and/or in iraq." i think it involves offset printing and maybe a nationwide bus tour (not official yet! so zip it!)
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:12 PM
 
I don't know what I expect to accomplish at the refinery today, maybe I should join the Gladrags Across America Campaign myself. Honestly I'd like to be curled up under a maxi pad coverlet right now downing Leaky Chocolate Donut Drizzlers from BrownStarfucks®
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:14 PM
 
Have you tried BrownStarFucker's® Eucalyptus Jizzlatté®? It's twice as fun coming out as it is going in...
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:15 PM
 
Oh, I'm painting right now. I'm blogging psychokinetically. You should try it, Corny.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:17 PM
 
yeah i've tried it. kind of foamy but it really takes the sphincter up to a high shine.
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:19 PM
 
i paint while i sleep to save time. corny you obviously need lessons in multitasking. i can show you how to act retarded and hold down a job simultaneously.
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:20 PM
 
Please shine my sphincter with foam. This is a great idea. I just wanted to thank you all for letting me instigate myself all over you. I feel truly blessed.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:25 PM
 
Um that would be helpful dubz. but the truth is I get work done when I'm not working cause the "get an education or you'll end up knocked up and/or in iraq" kids are also my studio assistants, did you guys know that? They're not here today cause they're out in Hollywood working on a new series for Nickelodeon.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:26 PM
 
Slutty wife, your sphincter shines with the light of a million suns
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:27 PM
 
let's face it, it's either iraq or hollywood. i choose hollywood! i choose freedom! and i'd like that spicy Jizzlatté now thank you very much.
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:29 PM
 
Anish kapoor installed my sphincter himself, I'll be showing it at the tate modern this spring.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:31 PM
 
neato. parkett is producing a limited edition artist sphincter project that incorporates découpage and kinetic art. so kapoor really has his finger on the pulse, so to speak.
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:34 PM
 
Me too, I chose hollywood too! We'll drive that goddamned camper van right up to the front gates of Paramount and demand screen tests as is our right as sluts who easily get undressed.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:35 PM
 
yeah, he's great. Victorias aunt has an Anish Kapoor that looks like a 9foot wide sphincter right in her wall. It cracks me up.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:37 PM
 
Love Anish. His work is so tight.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:37 PM
 
he should do a line of toilet seat covers
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:38 PM
 
9-foot sphincter on your wall would be like a worm-hole to brown... an escape portal. I want one.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:39 PM
 
Thanks Sloths I'll have the The "get an education or you'll end up knocked up and/or in iraq" kids make it happen when they get back from Hollywood
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:42 PM
 
Maybe I'll pretend to work now for 5 minutes...
# posted by Blogger Corny : 1:42 PM
 
i have an anish kapoor seat cover. it's stretchy and tight and whore-proof (in case any of you sluts was thinking about impregnating my toilet).
# posted by Blogger dubz : 1:43 PM
 
when you say "seat cover," do you mean toilet seat or dubz seat?
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:44 PM
 
Doesn't matter... I have never met a seat cover I couldn't breach. Prepare for boarding.
# posted by Blogger sloth : 1:46 PM
 
If I knew it was gonna involve serious groping....somehow I did not get that memo, sniff.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:37 PM
 
you have to work on the assumpion that at any moment it could go in that direction.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 3:39 PM
 
I'm sending you some ether gropes peeds
# posted by Blogger Corny : 3:39 PM
 
they are subtle
# posted by Blogger Corny : 3:40 PM
 
I am receiving 'em Corns, thanks. I am robotically opening a can of beer for you (in mime).
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:47 PM
 
i'm gonna hold you...to that.
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