Saturday, October 28, 2006

 
Last week I made a Ouija board and last night we took it for a spin.
This is what we got from the board:
S A M 7 2
D T R C O
(we ask if the spirit "Sam72" saw a doctor and the board said NO)
5 1
H V A ?
3 0
G E E V 7 ; R
D . F
Q Q F K ! (Obvious to everyone this meant "fuck you", at this point we asked the spirit if it was sad and the Planchette pointed to NO). It finished off with
A O W J T V (possibly it was talking to us in anagrams and trying to say Another Onerous Wench Joggles The Woodpecker, or something.

# posted by Corny @ 7:09 PM
Comments:
Oh was that last night? Shit, I was working a bar mitzvah and couldn't leave. I was spooking the boy during his hoftorah. I promise I'll show up next time, and not just speak gibberish.

J M K D E S 45
6 0 W Q
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:01 AM
 
Whats up with the double booking Quija Willy, this is a real issue with you, but I'm sure I'll feel better if you would slime me with your ectoplasm
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:02 AM
 
haunted Bar Mizvah PS, sounds amazing, my brother had a food fight at his.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:04 AM
 
Oh oh, I am sad. I found a place to hide in the ribbons in the trash down the street, but never worry, I will not haunt. However it was the doctor who got me and I am legless. And still now, legless. My legs caught fire after being thrown from the roof by the doctor who wished me to bite him but I would not. Seamonkee it is you I am attempting to find final true union with. Meet me near the ornery porpoise in the briny seas on the day of your choosing.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:31 PM
 
Are Other Woeful Jezebels Trading Virulence?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:27 PM
 
Got that Seamonkee? SAM72 will not haunt you, I know the board scares you, but you were brave and did not shit your pants, or if you did, I couldn't tell and I don't think anyone else could either!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 6:32 PM
 
sam there are woeful jezebeles trading virulence all over this damn city. As if you didn't know!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 6:33 PM
 
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