Tuesday, June 13, 2006
IMPENDING DOOM?
THE ABCN EMERGENCY GO KIT® UNVAILED!
our insurance company dropped us following the fire we had while renovating The Mounds and we found ourselves searching in vain for another home owners insurance policy. No one would have us. Our broker told us major providers were no longer accepting new clients in our area of Brooklyn because of the threat of flood damage. Apparently insurance companies are worried about a major hurricane hitting NY in the not so distant future. The Insurance industry tends to be on the cutting edge of hurricane and terrorism assessment which brings me to the question, what the fuck? Well I'm not going to be caught with my balloon pants down, this GoKit® will ensure that we have everything we'll need in an emergency, ready and sitting by the door. 
# posted by Corny @ 6:09 PM 
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Don't forget to put the FEMA emergency hotline # in your kit.
PSYCHE! Joke's on you!
Sorry Corns, I'm in touch with my anger this morning and it ain't beautiful.
Grrrr, I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
PSYCHE! Joke's on you!
Sorry Corns, I'm in touch with my anger this morning and it ain't beautiful.
Grrrr, I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
I second that emotion capt'n! There's no state-run "insurer of last resort" in NY. Which is one of the many factoids to file under W for "why republicans suck."
Corny, I've said it before, I'll say it again: no survival kit is complete without a Wavewalker®.
Corny, I've said it before, I'll say it again: no survival kit is complete without a Wavewalker®.
Sloth thats so MacGyver, a couple'a blocks of foam and a venetian blind et voila, excape from Manhatten!
Capt'n, anger is a fantastic emotion, totally misunderstood and undervalued, enjoy it while it lasts!
everyone will have their own take on what one needs to survive after the Giant Disaster® but I'm pretty sure we can all agree that the baseball cap with roll bars will help in any situation.
There is an artical in the Times today about people spending FEMA money on weird survival equipment, like the guy who bought 300$ worth of GirlsGoneWild videos with reliefe money. Whatever it takes.
There is an artical in the Times today about people spending FEMA money on weird survival equipment, like the guy who bought 300$ worth of GirlsGoneWild videos with reliefe money. Whatever it takes.
I'll have to discuss this eventuality with my bookie and brush up on betting stratigies. Now about the giant pencil, do you want me to put some music on first? Maybe a little Hall and Oats?
Corns, this is a brilliant post. Here I am stocking up on baked beans and duct tape. But I need the waistband expander for sure...after eating the baked beans. I also think I need the big pencil to jab my co-worker in the eye with. Capt'n, I am with you.
# posted by 
: 3:29 PM
: 3:29 PM
Gee wizz Peeds theres so much to think about when beginning life over Post Giant Disaster. If it's going to be all Mad Maxish I'll want a battery opperated hand fan, but if it's going to be more WaterWorldy then obviously I'll want my pool noodle.
The co-worker sounds like unt natchmare! Cough every time she comes near you and she'll subconciously learn to stay away.
The co-worker sounds like unt natchmare! Cough every time she comes near you and she'll subconciously learn to stay away.
# posted by : 3:52 PM
: 3:52 PM
BB, I'm chosing the music and it's going to be How deep is Your Love by the Bee Gees mashed up with Grease by Frankie Valli. Also I have to insist you wear a ball gag.
# posted by : 4:03 PM
: 4:03 PM
You guys are underestimating the healing properties of a good game of poker. I hope those cards are waterproof.
I am less angry at the little one, as she is experiencing boyfriends troubles. I am trying to be all big-sisterly right now, but I am conflicted.
I am less angry at the little one, as she is experiencing boyfriends troubles. I am trying to be all big-sisterly right now, but I am conflicted.
# posted by : 4:12 PM
: 4:12 PM
I'll never get voted off the rooftop on account of I know how to start a fire with a condom. In fact, that's my superpower...
Novelty pacifier. Ok. I can abide by that. Or maybe just a roll of paper towels and some string, thats economical and I'm inspired by Sloths comment to get MacGivery and creative like.
# posted by : 4:19 PM
: 4:19 PM
If I have to do without the Pasta Express, so be it. Did anyone say this was going to be easy?
# posted by : 4:22 PM
: 4:22 PM
lol. Peeds. AAAAAAAAARGUE. God my dream of heaven is a world in which everything we write comes true.
# posted by : 4:29 PM
: 4:29 PM
I'm going to go work on my stupid garden.
It's just dirt and one fern plant but still, it needs tending. You guys are the light of my life.
It's just dirt and one fern plant but still, it needs tending. You guys are the light of my life.
# posted by : 4:33 PM
: 4:33 PM
grows back like a starfish, y'mean bb? or the Blob? it'd be cooler if it also multiplied itself; just think how useful!
Morning cornblog. This post is inspiring me to leave town, at least in my mind, even if there is no emergency yet. Smooshes.
I feel there is an emergency this a.m. It is in my mind and my bathing suit region. HELP! I have enlarged the poster of Shane's little sister to life-size and it is over my bed.
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
Morn'n MM. You might want to do as I do and practice walking on water in your bathtub for easy out incase Giant Disaster™ strikes today
# posted by : 9:44 AM
: 9:44 AM
Vapes don't do that to yourself. It's not too late for you, you can still lead a healthy normal life, just take the poster down...
# posted by : 9:46 AM
: 9:46 AM
g'mornin, sunshines! guess what - we're bidding on the Giant Disaster™ logo and identity at beige! It's a HUGE account, & we're very excited at the prospect. sub-categories include: Super Volcanoes, Nuclear War, Mega Tsunamis, Asteroid Impacts, Deadly Pandemic. any and all ideas welcome.
# posted by : 9:58 AM
: 9:58 AM
OMG! Thats huge Sloths. I'm thinking you need to develop a trademark character like this?
# posted by : 10:06 AM
: 10:06 AM
New song in sidebar by Alan Moore, a side project of Alan, Alex Green, and David J. (of both Bauhaus and Love and Rockets) circa 1983.
What are they doing at night in the park? Think of them waddling about in the dark! Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars, Reading pornography, smoking cigars!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
What are they doing at night in the park? Think of them waddling about in the dark! Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars, Reading pornography, smoking cigars!
Ducks. Ducks. Quack-quack. Quack-quack.
Thats me, Corny Meta Cub.
I've go my running shoes on, I wonder if that means I'll actually go jogging?
I've go my running shoes on, I wonder if that means I'll actually go jogging?
Here I go again, ruining my own blog.
Now I must banish myself using a wiccan spells and a pully system.
Now I must banish myself using a wiccan spells and a pully system.
Corns, I have a wicca kit right here. It includes 3 potions, a feather from a white dove and a silk blindfold. I will bring it tomorrow.
# posted by : 11:47 AM
: 11:47 AM
to gather good ju ju for Miss Attorney Street?? you ARE an contestant, correct Corny? i def think you should.
I dunno, I can do evening gown, even swimsuit (I got my Teflon coated Speedo) but the talent part of the competition has me worried. I can play Greensleves on the recorder and that does not a winner make.
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
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