Monday, June 26, 2006
Do you feel a little blue today? Is something not quite right in your life? Do you have issues you complain about all the time to your friends? Do you have unpleasant feelings that float through you inner airspace releasing toxins that could potentially pollute your Yoni? Are you scared of something but don't know what? Please watch this, I promise, it will help.
# posted by Corny @ 7:12 PM 
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STOP!!!! STOP!!! I can't breathe! Corny this is the most frightening and hysterical thing I've ever seen. Let's kidnap her and bring her to Gus' Let's by her the DVD of "Crossing Delancy."
# posted by 
: 8:22 PM
: 8:22 PM
pd. It's true! it's awful and true. We've been trying to figure out if she's an actress because it's just too much. Tragic really though, I don't want to know what the trama stems from.
I was on my knees crawling across the floor weeping when I fist watched and heard her say that line about "what I hate most about pickles is there shape...
Pickels should be sold in mylar or black wrap like pornos, it would make shopping less tramatic for many who suffer from Ithyphallophobia
You think someone perpetrated the pickle rapes? Must be. She's gotta be auditioning for America's Next Top Tard.
# posted by : 8:50 PM
: 8:50 PM
lol, oh corny, that poor girl. I don't know what's funnier: her hystrionics or Maury sadistically chasing her around, trying to get her to "confront her fear."
Like the saying goes, sometimes a pickle is just a pickle, and sometimes it's a slimy green dick with warts.
Like the saying goes, sometimes a pickle is just a pickle, and sometimes it's a slimy green dick with warts.
(flashback)
Mariam, it's a pickle, but it's not for eating, it's for licking, like an ice cream,
Mariam, it's a pickle, but it's not for eating, it's for licking, like an ice cream,
# posted by : 10:30 PM
: 10:30 PM 
I think if they start by introducing her to a cornichon pickle thats nailed to a piece of wood she might begin to overcome her fear.
ps corny, that pickle-anon link was frickin high-LARious... more pee stains. my dry cleaner will be horrified.
i can understand being scared of huge dicks or tall, imposing monuments... but the pickle thing is weird. the cornichon treatment (slowly working up to a giant dill) sounds like the best therapy. i bet maury thinks he can fix her...
# posted by : 7:58 AM
: 7:58 AM
Maurys in posession of a small cornichon, now if i can just get him to let me nail it to a board...
Sloths send me your dry cleaning bills.
(If I had a quater for every time i said that...)
Sloths send me your dry cleaning bills.
(If I had a quater for every time i said that...)
It's true. I am jealous that she knows where to put her fears. I put them on my lap instead. Lap trauma comes once an hour. Burns, scratches and bruises. Hi.
# posted by : 7:19 PM
: 7:19 PM
This is serious, I mean us "pickles" have done a lot of bad stuff. I try every day to be a good one. I want people to like me.
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