Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Refinery pics
From inside the refineryThis machine is called the Univac-Iris-Microvax-Ideastation/8000
There are 4 ideas on the UIMI/8000.
Our Department of Cautious Connoisseurs will look into this development STAT
# posted by Corny @ 10:40 AM 
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These mechanical ideations push the boundaries on what we considered useful vs. useless in the realm of beauty. I am happy for you.
# posted by 
: 10:45 AM
: 10:45 AM
Thank you Frogs, whenever the UIMI/8000 produces new bulbs we throw a little office party at the refinery. Useful/Useless in the realm of beauty, your words resonate. Would you like to come work for us in the Quality Control Dept. or R&D?
If I may pick which department, I would like to pick Human Resources or Recon. Human Reconnaissance.
# posted by : 10:53 AM
: 10:53 AM
I may find some resourceful Humans and do Recon. with them. At least this is my desire.
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
we have a water cooler full of champagne in every cubical and all workers wear splendid wool hunting jackets with draw string pants.
but, if your game, we could use you. I'll talk to my boss, Frau Monkeyberger and put in a good word for you
I am both too large and too small for drawstrings but MM as you know is a fan of this comfortable EZ look.
The champagne gives me bubbles in my grinder. This I like. I will work for you for a nominal fee.
The champagne gives me bubbles in my grinder. This I like. I will work for you for a nominal fee.
# posted by : 10:58 AM
: 10:58 AM
After you convince the Monkey you spoke of. I hope the Monkey will say uh-huh.
# posted by : 10:59 AM
: 10:59 AM
Do you have extrodinary abilities of concentration? Can you move forward and backward in time? Can you commit to your maser? Can you transform gold from lead?
Are you endowed with any super powers like the ability to become invisable of lift cars and stuff?
Are you endowed with any super powers like the ability to become invisable of lift cars and stuff?
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Frogs will you tell MM I had to take a whopping dose of pills last night, the
no sleep things really taking a tole or a toal or a toll
no sleep things really taking a tole or a toal or a toll
the fingers they stagger across the keyboard like 10 drunken sailors on leave. It's all typos as usual and abysmal spelling due to a massive blow to the head I like to deliver to myself upon awaking.
Corny, I think it might be time to run the offending head thru the Univac, give it a good hoovering.
A good idea, I think I'm going to need your assistance with head sweep. Last time I tried to run it through myself it came out mangled.
aye-aye, sir, at your service. I will don my starchy oompa-loompas & report for the procedure at 09:00 hours for scrubbing & prep. Head must be thoroughly lubed with the high-octane goo.
I am happy to be part of the same world as you slothy. you are a good and helpful gooey egg.
You know the scrubbing&prep is a 24 hour process? It requires a series of acid skin peels, we don't want any bacterium entering the UNIVAC while my heads being swept... that could be a probs.
You know the scrubbing&prep is a 24 hour process? It requires a series of acid skin peels, we don't want any bacterium entering the UNIVAC while my heads being swept... that could be a probs.
You'll come out looking divine with one ulta-thin layer of polished skin, so translucent your new color will be blue!
# posted by : 12:01 PM
: 12:01 PM
the peels are painful but you won't feel a thing, Corny; you'll be in a medically-induced coma... (hypnotic voice): you must trust the sloth.
The drunken sailors have been very naughty today. They took an excursion deep inside the UNIVAC where the liquid brain laps up against the blue lagoon. They spent their day bindging on oyster meat. They have not returned yet. There's yet another layer of blood on my keyboard but, Oh well.
Corny, sounds like a great day to me. Congratulations. May you always be a sailor on the ocean of times.
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
We will cleanse thy soul, tha'il feel young 'n energetic when wea'ar thru wi' theur.
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
My grubs are calling me. They are oily and so am I. Me and my grubs are dining on voles. It's backwards.
Ahoy PD, Eur mornin blood lettin is eu 'ealthy way ta start t' bleedin' day.
Just mek sure theur keep enuff sa 'a' theur dooant become totally fla' li' eur piece o' papar.
Just mek sure theur keep enuff sa 'a' theur dooant become totally fla' li' eur piece o' papar.
# posted by : 9:27 AM
: 9:27 AM
Yum, me likey the pork anything. Good stuff mates. Me likey the wine and the pork juice in the morning. On me goat flakes.
We ea' alot o' foul 'n salt wattah. breytfast is t' most reet important meal o' t' day!
Goats are wee laik mates we dooant ea' 'em.
Goats are wee laik mates we dooant ea' 'em.
# posted by : 9:32 AM
: 9:32 AM
Matey have you absconded with Corny? What have you done with her? Has she been dispensed with, pushed off the boat into the deep salty abyss?
We li' on eur 'ouse boa' ont' ocean. we vomit orl t' tahhm becase wea'ar dizzy orl t' tahhm
# posted by : 9:35 AM
: 9:35 AM
She's a land lubber if I ever knew wahn! Corny doesn't kna eur riggin fra eur meeam sail.
# posted by : 9:37 AM
: 9:37 AM
Bye MM,
the sailors have left port, but they may come round again at somepoint on their way back from Madagasgar or something
the sailors have left port, but they may come round again at somepoint on their way back from Madagasgar or something
Frogs, You're not a downer just very resonable, I know you look after MM with the the the intense and insane love of a virgin hummingbird
Arghhh mateys, I missed all the fun.
I must go to the shack and get started on the needy pictures.
I must go to the shack and get started on the needy pictures.
# posted by : 10:31 AM
: 10:31 AM
I am in my nest, building a new set of wings with tiny pin needles around the edges.
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