Tuesday, October 18, 2005

 
Take it from me, operating on yourself only makes things worse. Suffice to say, cyst like growth on face > steak knife. I will be on the DL for now while I recoup from disfiguritization. The wound falls below my left nostril and may at times resemble dry nasal mucus. But it's not. The second I can go out in public I will visit The Contemporary Art Neighborhood.

Comments:
Agh! Been there, corn-bud. Have you tried a false moustache? It works, take my word for it. Also has the added benefit of making you look insane.
 
Esp. if it's hitler-style.
 
Thanks Slothy, you always know just what to do
 
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