Wednesday, February 07, 2007

 
Astronauts and Diapers: Spacewalking astronauts wear large, absorbent diapers called Maximum Absorption Garments (MAG) to collect urine and feces while in a spacesuit. It is the finest and most absorbent diaper ever made! The astronaut disposes the MAG when the spacewalk is over and he/she gets dressed in regular work clothes.

Comments:
Uh, astronauts also wear these diapers when they are driving long distances to attack the girlfriend of the astronaut that said diapered traveller is in love with. After all, you don't wanna hafta stop and pee when you're out to get someone.
 
Uh, astronauts also wear these diapers when they are driving long distances to attack the girlfriend of the astronaut that said diapered traveller is in love with. After all, you don't wanna hafta stop and pee when you're out to get someone.
 
sorry, sorry.
 
Naughty offensive peeds. Bad peeds. Punishment for you.
 
thats right peeds, astronauts put on diapers before going on a killing sprees. it's always been that way
 
MM notice how extra large the astronauts bathing suit area is. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess whats going on under there, we're talking kielbasa sized clown pussy right?.
 
It's a tortilla plus enchilada plus gordita plus burrito sized clown pussy. Nice slimming stripes though. Is the clown p. really that size or did the heavy excrement migrate downward due to gravity and what not?

PS - She is real thin.
 
i totally thought of the homicidal astronaut as soon as i saw this too. I'm sure you're seeing mini versions of these though, huh, corns? with a little green chili sauce, not on the side if you can help it. y'all must be bizzy ladies now, whew.
 
Never to busy to discuss tortilla plus enchilada plus gordita plus burrito sized clown pussy Gay. The killer astronaut in diapers was my inspiration for this post, she is more then that though, she is a muse.
 
I've been studing the migration patterns of heavy excrement and the wealth of my pertinent examples tells me that the movement down past my knees is perfectly normal and I shouldn't be at all imbarassed about it especially when it shows below my maxi-skirts when attending openings in the chelsea forest.
 
"Does Michael Jackson wear these when he moon walks?"
 
Does anyone know who manufactures the MAGs?
 
The people from DOW Chemical in conjunction with the Snuggles bear
 
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