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White strips too, for "old yeller" teeth.
Why am I awake b4 9 AM on new years day? How sad is that? Ok, this hijacking of the penalty box is now officially over.
Hi Capt'n! Happy new year! Yes to hand stands, but I'd also like to see you standing casually on your board chatting on a cell phone while nimbly yet indifferently shredding a wave. I'm with you on the cool projeks, yes!
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They do seem really sexy and not in the usual come-on sorta way, just sort of sexy and thats it. The word "equality" really resonates for me. BRAVO.
Happy New Year Corny! I am thinking of you in my hungover and over-stuffed state. My resolutions include:

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It's a challenge I know but I feel I am up to it.

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Coupla issues: 1. Steiner, that was awesome to the max. Have already written rough draft of small broadside which I know you will publish and distribute to press and art world before I've even had time to punctuate but that's cool.

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Corn, I am again raping your blog, even after the Anger Management Intensive. Great tie and jacket night before last. You a good lookin woman.

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Also my resolution, which is the same as last year, is to do an Art Project/Science Experiment a day for the entire year. Can be as simple as mailing postcard to friend with cunning sticker attached. Or setting Kierkegaard to tune by ELO!

It went well last year on that one day I sent a postcard, so I'm fired up to continue!
Also check this out: Last night I saw A. of trial balloon daze and she said one of her salient memories of me was a discussion wherein I told her that whenever I drank my big toe went numb, and she was blown out the water because HER BIG TOE WENT NUMB TOO when drunk, and it wasn't the gout. So I said to myself, "SeaMonkee69, wouldn't it be interesting to have friends jot down snippets of conversation they remember from o'er the years, compile them, arrange somehow into whatever form, perhaps a My Dinner With Andre type of thing, then self-publish as enormous Art Project in Cologne, where it will be considered a masterpiece and make us all a lot of money? Plus on ebay, with different cover? Noms de plum all around of course."

Dear Diary: Am I crazy? Is it bad to rape corny's blog several times a day? And if so, why? Dear Diary: What is your fucking problem? Why are you so judgmental to SeaMonkee69, who simply lives to love and laugh?

Dear Diary: I miss Mountain Man. Is there some way I can make it easier for her to start smoking?
Also, there's a pranayama breathing class on Friday nights with some advanced yogi cat from the astral plane called "Pranayama to develop your psychic powers."

How amongst you dares not go with me.
WHO amongst you. Sorry.
I miss you too Seamonkee and applaud your raping of Corny's blog. Keep it up.

Yes please help me start smoking. One way I can think of is to start mythic famed writing workshop??? If you start it I will become cancerous post-haste. Is this considered pressure?
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A little hint: don't put no pressure on tender seamonkey or you will not hear from her again for another 1-4 months. Just saying.
My area51 is on fire from repeated rapes, (if this is the result of Anger Managment I'm thinking more rebilitation, STAT!) but PLEASE don't stop because if you do, it'll be like all the thousands of times in my so stalled life that the pain begins when the pleasure ends. Seamonkee, I like walking down the glistening sidewalks of Clinton Hill next to you on New Years, a couple of G-men in our Prada/Helmut Lange suites, you with the arm candy and me with the bent head stuffed full of doomed resolutions, though I DID floss 2 days in a row and this morning visited my savior Susan Lin herbalist to the stars in Chinatown and started new treatment for fucken tennitus and hands that are literally pealing away. Apparently I have week kidneys.
But enough about me, YOU my darling monkee are the best droog a brother could ever want, I'm with you on the friday night breathing class, I won't ever say no to interstellar travel.
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sorry, you sound like a brother, I have this clod problem too. It's a curse, I'm thinking of having my sense of humor sergikally removed
At least you have one to begin with. Unlike some of us.
but back to that syllabus of yours Dr.Seamonkee< can I borrow from that? Especially the part where you read Eiesensombody's speech on the dangers of the military-industrial complex. English is not my second language but I speak and write like it is so could I take your class?
Buttinski, I suspect your humor is like the cave in The Descent, deep, dangerous and bloody. Did I mention that The Descent is the single most hilarious movie about 6 Lesbians in a giant angry vagina... ?
Whose angry vagina are they in?
PS, Buttinski I should know better. Thank you. Pressure is no fun for anyone even if ill health is the goal.
MM, I think what Corny is saying is that I am the angry vagina, and he's right.
Anyway, it didn't sound like pressure to me.
Buttinski you sound elaborate. If you are the angry vagina can I be the treacherous one?
Go ahead, make my day.
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I too am determined to floss every day Corns. If it doesn't work, I'm just gonna knock all my teeth out and get dentures.
hmmm, observer, is that really you??
I am catching a lot of flap here.
I'd like to be the rope (i.e.tampon string) that you hang on for dear life mm while spelunking into Buttinskis angry cavern. Did I mention that the soundtrack to The Descent is interchangable with most porn flicks.
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Hey, can I help it if I'm the star of every porn flick?
if you see where I'm going....
Corns, that is such a better option...the uni-tooth. I must get into the laboratory and make it happen.
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i mean, does every crumb from roberta's kitchen have us lapping up the floor? cmon, arthos, let's have some self respect.
Buttinski, I have neglected you horribly and for this I apologize, especially since I live to hear from you too, without even knowing who you are, though of course I long ago let go of the need to fixate on the outmoded notion of a stable "self" or "identity", even with The Other. I love you.
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Bingo halls demand an age limit of 18 years old. If you are below this age, you are prohibited to play. Some bingo houses ban alcohol inside, so players aren't supposed to take liquor nor drink it inside the venue. Smoking may also be restricted inside the venue, as there are designated smoking sections.

Take note that some Bingo houses don't allow food but some do, so it basically depends on the venue. Policies vary among different venues. For instance, some bingo halls allow reservation of cards, while others don't allow it. Some allow people to leave the venue in the middle of the game, others forbid it. But there are general policies observed in all bingo houses, such as disqualification of tampered bingo cards. There is no way you can get away with a tampered card because the walkers are adept at identifying authentic cards from tampered ones. You could be banned from a bingo establishment if proven liable of tampering a card. Hence, you should play honestly.

Interestingly, some venues offer special bingo games for kids although some halls don't allow players to have companions while playing. Suppose you bring kids with you, don't let them run around the venue and bother other gamers. They should behave well whilst you play and the game proceeds. Play quietly and don't recite the numbers you desperately want to come off because you'll be much of a disturbance if you do. Decorous playing is expectant of all players, even those who play roulette at casinos. Also, having a valid identification is important because you don't know you might win and need to present credentials.

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