Tuesday, October 31, 2006
From The Desk of Corny Corncub
Dear Art Review,
Do you have brain damage? Why are you such idiots? Why are the top three artists on your "power 100" list Men who might of been powerful 10,15 or 20 years ago? Am I living on another planet? Did I miss blow job day at Art Review Magazine? Because I never wake up in the morning thinking about the work of Damien Hirst being influential, I thought it had been established that he is a joke. ABCN likes Tracey Emin and believes she is more influential then Damien Hirst by a long shot. So are a bazillion other woman. I know it's too much to expect that you would include more then one measly woman artist out of 100 art world people on your stupid fucken list, so I won't grip about the ONLY ONE WOMAN thing because, well, honestly after years of reading lists like this (like getting slammed in the Yoni by a ten ton steal girder over and over and over) the fact is, my feminist spirit is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Is Matthew Barney more powerful then Amy Sillman or Lisa Yuskavage? Or maybe you mean he's more powerful at arm wrestling? Because surely you don't mean he is more influential then these ladies. I look forward to never ever being on your list, thanks for not concidering me or anyone I think of as "Powerful" in the art world.
Sincerely Yours,
Corny
Idiot list:
1: François Pinault, owner of Gucci and Christies. 2: Larry Gagosian, dealer, five galleries around the world. 3: Sir Nicholas Serota, director, Tate Modern, 4: Glenn D Lowry, director, Museum of Modern Art, New York. 5: Samuel Keller, director of the Art Basel art fair 6: Eli Broad, Los Angeles-based collector and philanthropist 7: Charles Saatchi, collector and gallery owner 8: Matthew Slotover & Amanda Sharp, co-publishers of Frieze magazine and co-directors of Frieze art fair 9: Bruce Nauman, American artist 10: Jeff Koons, American artist 11: Damien Hirst, British artist 12: Brett Gorvy & Amy Cappellazzo, international co-heads of post-war and contemporary art at Christie's, New York 13: Robert Storr, American curator 14: Iwan Wirth, Swiss dealer, part of Zwirner & Wirth 15: Marian Goodman, New York-based gallerist 16: David Zwirner, New York gallerist 17: Gerhard Richter, German artist 18: Marc Glimcher, New York gallerist 19: Jay Jopling, owner, White Cube gallery, London 20: Mike Kelley, American artist 21: Paul Schimmel, chief curator, Museum of Contemporary Art, LA 22: Andreas Gursky, German photographer 23: Cheyenne Westphal & Tobias Meyer, auctioneers, Sotheby's 24: Barbara Gladstone, New York, gallerist 25: Thelma Golden, executive director, Studio Museum, New York 26: Victoria Miro, gallery owner, London 27: Dakis Joannou, Greek collector 28: Richard Prince, American collector 29: Don & Mera Rubell, American collectors 30: Donna de Salvo, Shamim Momin & Chrissie Iles, curators, Whitney Museum of American Art, New York 31: Daniel Birnbaum Writer, director, Portikus gallery, Frankfurt 32: Steven A Cohen, American hedge fund tycoon and collector 33: Michael Govan, director, LA County Museum of Art 34: Simon de Pury, owner, Phillips de Pury auction house 35: Sadie Coles, London-based dealer 36: Robert Gober, American sculptor 37: Eugenio Lopez, Mexican/US-based collector 38: Bruno Brunnet, Nicole Hackert & Philipp Haverkampf, directors, Contemporary Fine Art gallery, Berlin 39: Francesca von Habsburg, Austrian collector and philanthropist 40: Jeffrey Deitch, New York gallerist 41: Nicholas Logsdail Founder, Lisson Gallery, London 42: Thomas Hirschhorn, Swiss artist 43: Iwona Blazwick, director, Whitechapel art gallery, London 44: The Wrong Gallery, New York, conceptual gallery 45: Jeff Wall, Canadian photographer 46: Hans Ulrich Obrist, co-director, Serpentine gallery, London 47: Ingvild Goetz, German collector 48: Pierre Huyghe, French artist 49: UBS Swiss, investment bank and major art sponsor 50: Deutsche Bank, German bank and major art sponsor 51: Tracey Emin, British artist 52: Gilbert & George, British artists 53: Dominique Levy & Robert Mnuchin, New York gallerists 54: Harry Blain & Graham Southern, London-based gallerists 55: Roberta Smith, senior art critic, New York Times 56: Herzog & de Meuron, Swiss architects behind Tate Modern 57: Jerry Saltz, art critic for the Village Voice 58: Frank Gehry, American architect of the Bilbao Guggenheim 59: Javier Peres, Cuban-born dealer 60: Christine Macel, contemporary art curator at the Centre Pompidou, Paris 61: Eileen Norton, Los Angeles collector 62: Rosa & Carlos de la Cruz, Miami collectors 63: Ralph Rugoff, director, the Hayward Gallery, London 64: Max Hetzler, Berlin-based gallerist 65: Miuccia Prada, fashion designer and collector 66: Neo Rauch, German artist 67: Gerd Harry Lybke, German dealer 68: Carsten Höller Sweden-based Belgian-born artist, newly installed in Tate Modern's Turbine Hall 69: Maureen Paley, London gallerist 70: Zach Feuer, New York gallerist 71: Ai Weiwei, Chinese artist 72: Antoine de Galbert, French collector 73: Richard Serra, American sculptor 74: Paul McCarthy, American artist 75: Okwui Enwezor, New York-based curator 76: William Acquavella, New York gallerist 77: Matthew Marks, New York gallerist 78: Michael Ringier, Swiss media magnate 79: James Lingwood & Michael Morris, co-directors, Artangel, London 80: Thomas Krens & Lisa Dennison, director and deputy director, Guggenheim, New York 81: Matthew Higgs, chief curator, White Columns, New York 82: Lorenz Helbling, Swiss-born gallerist 83: David Adjaye, London-based architect 84: Anita & Poju Zabludowicz, London-based private collectors 85: Hou Hanru, Chinese-born curator, based in US 86: Gavin Brown, British-born New York gallerist 87: Lynne Cooke, curator at the Dia Art Foundation, New York 88: Anselm Kiefer, German artist 89: Jean-Marc Bustamante, French artist 90: Matthew Barney, American artist 91: Rem Koolhaas, Dutch architect and author 92: Ann Philbin Director, the Hammer Museum, New York 94: Anish Kapoor, Bombay-born London-based sculptor 95: agnès b. French clothing designer and gallerist 96: Luc Tuymans, Belgian artist 97: João Oliveira Rendiero, art collector and chairman, Lisbon's Banco Privado Portugues 98: Takashi Murakami, Japanese artist 99: Cai Guo-Qiang, Chinese artist 100: Google, ubiquitous internet search engine
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google image search does a shit job with "postmodernism". I'm sorry I won't be here today to discuss the power100, It's ungodly early and I must report to the upstate facility. Wishing I could send the clients my brest milk FedEx but alas, they pay me to do it in person.
What's with the term, "gallerist," anyway? Why not just "art dealer?" Gallerist sounds cheesy.
So we looked it up:
http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/citations/gallerist_1/
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http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/citations/gallerist_1/
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I like that the list refers to people born in communist countries as "blah blah born" so like, Chinese born or Cuban born...it makes me think the author of this list is simply amazed they can pull themselves up to compete in the int'l art market.
Now i will never look at this post again, because, Corns, it makes my skin crawl.
Thanks.
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Thanks.
hideous. besides the gender problem which is pretty much INSANE here uh, how is it that most of the inflential folks here on this list are NOT artists?
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: 10:44 AM
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