Monday, September 25, 2006

 

Condi - Bull Dyke, duh

Read about it here at Ms. Andrys new blog Closet Busters

Comments:
Wow! Closet busters is now on my favorite blog list! They seem to know someone who knows someone who made love to all the ladies. She looks more like a bull dog, though, dontcha think?
 
she'd be sorta pretty if she wasn't such a cuntbag.
 
She's such a clown pussy.
 
She's be sort of pretty if she wasn't such an alien space dog on parade pussy. Plus she's a sociopath and we've heard she dosn't bath because she hates her body, in fact she hates all bodies thats why she's angling to kill the human race, she uses spray on shower inside a baggy track suit plus cheep cologne.
 
Corny you are spreading lies AGAIN! Condi cleans herself with a Clorox Toilet Wand®
 
If there’s one thing that makes me attractive to the ladies, it would be the fact that I use Glade Air Freshener on my vagina every morning.
 
...and then I line my panties with an Air Wick Stick Up Air Freshener, for extra protection, You know what I say about Homeland security, it starts in the panties.
 
Condi, get off my blog, bitch!
 
she's cagney from cagney & lacey. she's the kootch in turner & hooch. i'd like to see her mudwrestle rosie o'donnell under fluorescent lights.
 
wow. dubz. Thats hard core. You had to go bring Rosie into it. I have a friend who works for Rosie who told me about her art studio, apparently she's really into decoupage. When she went to visit Rosie was making slabs of clay with her hand stamped in it...
(cue twilight zone music)
 
Corny I'm going to extermanate you for insulting my lover Condi "hot Pocket" Rice.
 
Does Condi like to suck on your manly adam's apple?
 
gay politicians are so enterprising. i guess closeting yourself leads to wild spontaneous expressions elsewhere... ?? decoupage is hard. that's why they use a french word to describe what is basically gluing shit together.
 
No corny, even I find the adams apple repulsive, I do my best not to look at her above the neck line when we're making love.
 
What exactly the fuck is decoupage? Is it 3-D collage? Dubz!!! Wholey shitski, I think YOU MIGHT BE A DECOUPAGE ARTIST!
 
Condi, I bet that creepy detaching yourself from reality thing you do comes in handy when you're going down on Ann. Am I right?
 
ann heche?
 
corny if i am a decoupage artist you are a monkey's rotten brown orifice.
 
Anne Heche and Ann Coulter, the lesbian smackdown of the century!
 
Sorry dubz, calling you a decoupage artist was a lame attempt to reclaim the word. But can I still be a monkeys brown orifice?
 
with a leak?
 
Leaking Donut Holes© new from Brownstarfucks!
 
This just in, PD is baking cakes made of sarin gas and frosted with small pox, maybe she can sell them through BSF.
 
oh that is a fabulous idea corny!! leaky brown starfucks chocolate donut dribblers! by the dozen.

and you're still a monkey's turd hole. love ya!
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Goddammit, I am not worthy to contribute to this hilarity! I will let this teevee show about the bludgeoning to death of a young girl help me to get into the Condi headspace.

What does it mean when Blogger ask to me: Switched to beta????

What is this "beta" please.

Is that really Mrs. Andry's blog? it's amazing?

Also, did you know I had a friend once who got trapped in the closet of the Oval Office accidentally this one time when Condi strapped on a little model "Peacemaker" missile and "fired" it into George Bush's ass?! This definitely happened! Because that "Friend" trapped in the closet was ME!

For real,
SM69
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Goddammit, I am not worthy to contribute to this hilarity! I will let this teevee show about the bludgeoning to death of a young girl help me to get into the Condi headspace.

What does it mean when Blogger ask to me: Switched to beta????

What is this "beta" please.

Is that really Mrs. Andry's blog? it's amazing?

Also, did you know I had a friend once who got trapped in the closet of the Oval Office accidentally this one time when Condi strapped on a little model "Peacemaker" missile and "fired" it into George Bush's ass?! This definitely happened! Because that "Friend" trapped in the closet was ME!

For real,
SM69
 
Seamonkee, there's a war in Bush's Brownspot and only the "Peacemaker" can settle the matter. Next time you visit the White House please insert a white flag in your rear so I don't accidentally conduct a robust Peacemaking mission on you.
 
Dubz, this is so brilliant, Leak= finally I can get rid of my stockpile of pus!
 
Condi's lil' Peacemaker is ideally suited for employment in "hot Spots" where force is required quickly... Your lucky you we're caught in that closet Seamonkee or your hotspot would be grass!
 
I can't believe I missed all this talk of hot condi. But I have been slaving away with the cakes. It's hot in here and I still haven't packed. This is how much I love my country. Needless to say I am dry-icing them for FedEx delivery to Condi herself. She likes cake.

Seamonkee, I am still laughing about "Joan Collins of Vichy" you really gotta slow down on the genius. I have terrible stomach cramps from it all.
 
I know Peeds, thank you for reminding me of Joan Collins of Vichy... The bland darkness of post-lobotom Claude Chabrol would have LITERALLY killed me with out the wittisisms of the peanut gallery
 
...still laughing. It's like a record over here. Corns, we must rent more 80's junk--especially foreign in nature. I want to hear Seamonkee shout "It's the J.R. Ewing of Palermo!" or "It's the Crystal Carrington of Corfu!!"
 
Can anyone seriously imagine having sex with this Nazi freakshow?
 
I mean, besides Sea Monkey?
 
The Capt'n has a post today that Condi should watch for her international negotions...go see it.
 
Hey PD, You must be getting ready to head out. Have a great trip to the land of the rising sun -or is that China? Whatev, have fun.
 
Hi. Morning. I missed you. Thanks for being you. I think I have lice this morning I am about to do a self-check-test. It includes plastic spears, shunts and shanks. I may get injured.
 
WOW. Hello mountainous man! i grew up with a girl from a fringe christian sect whose parents shaved off her long hair when she got lice- god would've wanted it that way.
 
Can we all collaborate on a group decoupage to send to Condi? Sometimes one can affect change through gestures of kindness, sisters.
 
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