A Blog Called Nowhere

Re: "Can we all collaborate on a group decoupage to send to Condi? Sometimes one can affect change through gestures of kindness, sisters."

You are crazy. if there's one thing Condi hates it's Decoupage. She would seek us out, kill us using chunks of gluey paper, then send us to Guantanimo Bay.
 

Sorry that was meant to be posted
"Attn: Gaylord"
 

The Wendy White comments on PainterNYC are amazing, congrats dubz, you're queen of the Chelsea Forest
 

ha. yeah. they're not ripping me up too bad. i'm just glad the egg came first. really makes sense. but what is the mutation a mutation of? some other kind of bird? foggy?
 

I think a terradactyl or something. Recently we've had a fire alarm thats been making a high piched really loud chirping sound that's been going once every hour or so. Now foggy is making that exact horrible noise.
 

that happened to us once. our smoke alarm battery was low and started beeping. our dog flew into a psycho rage, cut himself, tore up the entire house and bled all over everything. the neighbors called the cops thinking someone had been murdered because there was blood streaming down the window panes. surely foggy's little squaks are not as bad as this.
 

seamonkee, I just laughed so hard I laid an egg.
 

god i know. seamonkee rules. i peed in my aeron office chair.
 

So Seamonquey, are you saying those super-fast/evil rays have passed thru Condi's Cunt? I mean brain?
 

Did you know Condi's sister works for the NAACP? And they don't get along? could this all go back to sibling rivalry? Does bulldaggerness have to go back to unresolved issues with women?? DOES IT??
 

I SAW that movie Old Joy/Oy. I wanted to like it in some perverse Iron John kind of way, but, well that didn't really work out. In fact I haven't thought about it once since last week.
geez, sorry to bust your blog with my positive sister energy, Corns. I've been reading Starhawk, with her wiccan magik poems.
 

Thank you for that Seamonkee, I've read about these rays that pass through us, but it was described as micro matter, smaller then the smallest subatomic particals. The universe is full of them (it) and they move in giant waves, through the earth and through us. They're so small that when they pass through us it's like a flee traveling through a red wood forest. It's happening RIGHT NOW my friend.
 

make that a smarm of flees crossing the Gobi desert with the occational Yucca tree.

DUBZ! You are laying down the truth about Condi. This is a non sequitur but last night a friend told me "grow a cunt" is the new way of saying "get some balls"
 

All the dark mater of the universe has passed through Condis Cunt® and depending on the direction of these tides, fish flavored micromatter could floating through anyone of us as we speak
 

yeah seamonkee, you have NO idea about the genius of DUBZ!.

Dubz, remember when you got bored at work and jizzed all over your cubical walls and sold it for millions of dollars. That was classic.
 

Sorry. I'm bringing my blog down and all of you with me. I better excuse myself.
 

i remember that. i jizzed a multimillion dollar piece of art and sold it to the rubells. apparently they love it. it will be on display during the schmasel fart fair. all the kids on painternyc are trying to jizz now.
 

The Rubells are daring. I hear the Jizz Cubical was placed in the center of the pool at the Albion Hotel in Myjammy. So HOT!
 

Remindes me of the time I leaked a whitish-yellow substance from a place on my body known as the abscess right onto some fine Arches120lb. Hot press paper and sold it to the Rubells for Tens of Thousands of dollars. I should have leaked on canvas, I'd be sitting in the cat-bird seat right now.
 

well, next time you should think ahead cornstar. what do people want? how can i please them? how can i push the limits of jizz? these are tough questions, but no one said great art was easy.

artworld secret: i heard the Jizz Cubicle will be installed inside a container RIGHT ON THE BEACH! fresh jizz martinis will be served by scantily-clad metrosexuals.
 

The Jizz Cubicle is the Spiral Jetty AND the mysterious black monolitht thing from 2001: A Space Odyssey for Generation Y.
Incidentally, I heard metrosexuals actually make the Jizz martinis fresh at your table.

Imsothere.com
 

affiliate video brander -
anti spyware -
art of approaching -
atomic blogging -
auction classified cash -
automated cash formula -
bbq book -
bloggers pay check -
blogging in action -
body building revealed -
burnthefat -
burn the fat -
carb rotation diet -
cheat your way thin -
chopper tattoo -
cleanup the profits -
cold sore freedom in 3 days -
commission blueprint -
conversationalhypnosis -
conversational hypnosis -
cure for bruxism -
declutter fast -
driver checker -
earth4energy -
earth 4 energy -
easy member pro -
easy tv soft -
eatstopeat -
eat stop eat -
fap turbo -
fatburningfurnace -
fat burning furnace -
fatloss4idiots -
final sync -
 

final uninstaller -
fitness model program -
fit yummy yummy -
flatten your abs -
forex ambush -
governmentregistry -
government registry -
healthy urban kitchen -
homebrew installer -
homemadeenergy -
home made energy -
instant article wizard -
jamo rama -
joyful tomato -
lose man boobs -
lower body make over -
maternityacupressure -
maternity acupressure -
maverick money makers -
meet your sweet -
muscle gaining secrets -
muscle gain truth -
natural cancer treatments -
niche review templates -
nyhms warcraft guides -
pappa pc -
pc booster -
pc optimizer pro -
pc secret formula -
pda flix -
privacy control -
publicrecordspro -
public records pro -
push button ecover -
 

reg defense -
reg genie -
registry easy -
registry genius -
registry smart -
registry winner -
registry winner download -
reverse mobile -
richard mackenzie direct -
rocket japanese -
rotator cuff training -
save my marriage today -
secrets book -
silent sales machine -
silver lotto -
spyware cease -
super affiliate handbook -
the 11 forgotten laws -
thebadbreathreport -
the bad breath report -
thedietsolutionprogram -
the diet solution program -
the power pause -
tmj help -
tonsil stones remedies -
top secret fat loss secret -
turbulence training -
twitter rockstar -
uncle sams money -
underground hypnosis -
vincedelmontefitness -
vince del monte fitness -
warcraft millionaire -
warcraft wealth -
 

rotator cuff training -
satellite tv pc master -
secrets book -
spy no more -
spyware cease -
survey scout -
the bad breath report -
thedietsolutionprogram -
the diet solution program -
the guru assassin -
the power pause -
tmj help -
tonsil stones remedies -
turbulence training -
two minute profits -
vincedelmontefitness -
vince del monte fitness -
warp speed fat loss -
web traffic machines -
wedding speech 4u -
wind plans -
xp repair pro -
your fun business -
zygor guides -
500 love making tips -
acid alkaline diet -
acne no more -
advanced defrag -
anti spyware bot -
art of approaching -
banish tinnitus -
beat eczema -
blood pressure normalized -
burnthefat -