Thursday, August 31, 2006

 
A: G-e-o-r-g-e-b-u-s-h.
What is: How do you spell Faker?
the White House’s claims about the notches on Bush’s literary bedpost are almost certainly false. Using lists provided by the White House, the 60 books the president is alleged to have read since January total tens of thousands of pages. (The Strangeer may be fairly short, but many of the titles on the list were lengthy treatises. Kai Bird’s American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer, for example, is almost 800 pages.) The boasts simply strain credulity More
Dear Mr.Bush,
You are obviously anti-intelectual and after being president for what seems like fucken forever it is apparent to everyone in America (and the world) that you are dim-witted. Why fight it? You were a C student (everyone knows grades get inflated at Yale) and we wonder if you even really know HOW to read. Thats why we're demanding that you take this third grade level reading test to prove to the world you are really are a reader.
Thanks,
A Blog Called Nowhere

Comments:
Thanks Mrs.Andry for this artical, its pretty hilarious. God, What on earth are they thinking. Do they really think we'll fall for this shizzle?
 
I for one believe the president because he has a certain soulfulness about his lips that says yes I am a reader. But anyway I appreciate you getting very worked up, it motivates me and so I thank you for taking these matters into your own hands. I am now semi worked up, maybe ready for a shower, maybe not. I love you Corny.
 
Gertie, I appreciate your insights. I will look at his lips with a more open heart next time he is on the news disscussing his commitment to rebuilding New Orleans as he stuffs his mouth full of fried shrimp, the grease will highlight the soulfulness of the lip area, right? Are you getting worked up because were discussing bushes and greasy lips or is it my radiant positive energy you are responding to?
 
The grease will make him seem more sympathetic to you, I am sure, at least around the mouth area. It is a committed mouth. But I am worked up mostly because of your radiance, yes.
 
thank you corny for shedding some lite on this horrible farce of a reading list. i'm worked up too, but mostly because this is such a great book cover. really, really great font that makes me want to start making my e's like that again, circa 1984.
 
I know dubz, the font is modern like the hats which scream "where do I find meaning where none exists?"
 
meaning is in the metaphor of the cat in the hat. can we please just smoke some pot now?
 
I have some pot to share with you Dubz. Also a nice collection of striped hats and fresh face paint. What is meaning? Who are parents?
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part. i can't wait to see oyu and the mrs. i am glad she isn't picking up any cat shit.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
if only books could look that great today. i love al gore for telling the big o that his favorite book is the red and the black. i hope you send your letter to mr. bush, especially the fucken forever part.
 
oh fuck. the blog freaked out.
 
Audrey rose you are so loved. I read the red and the black and thought there should of been another color option...
 
You know if you look up "failure" on google, G. W. Bush is the first result.
 
Hahaha that is hilarious. God. thank you google.
 
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