Monday, July 31, 2006

 
As an ambassador to many countries I would like to nominate Paris Hilton and Flavor Flav to be emissaries of peace to the middle east. If they would volenteer to do a good will tour of the Isreali-Lebanese border, there is a good chance fighting would immediately cease. Hostilities from both sides would dissolve into a hush of stunned silence at the shear absurdity of these two human beings. I know it could work and am petitioning Kofi Annan to use his connections to help make it happen.

# posted by Corny @ 10:55 PM
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Truly inspired idea, corny. If these two can exist on the same planet as the rest of us, anything is possible.

I am stunned into silence by your beautiful, color-coordinated text, btw.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:51 PM
 
Bullseye, sir, as per usual.
# posted by Blogger The Capt'n : 3:45 AM
 
Thank you Slothy. The Ambassador to Many Nations must think outside the box. The UN and the Pope are merely calling for a cease fire, thats not enough. Opperation Send in the Clowns is a last resort tactic.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 7:34 AM
 
'allo capt'n!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 7:34 AM
 
Dubz, you are totally picking up what i'm putting down. We can spaz dance around the great alter of burning clowns, I'm thinking the gods would be wowed.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 8:23 AM
 
You can also send Roberto Bennini, as he knows how to turn a war on its silly ear! And save people in the process.

Corns, you are working overtime as ambassador.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:40 AM
 
yeah, corny's really filling the pants of the ambassador job. i mean shoes.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:04 AM
 
Brilliant! Operation Send in the Clowns is THE answer Ambassador. You know, I bet Robin Williams would be willing to cheer up the dying/wounded on the battlefield with his clown nose. He has experience.
# posted by Blogger fairy butler : 9:55 AM
 
Let's send Liza Manelli in to sing "Send in the Clowns."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:06 AM
 
Not since those tiny twin sisters on the back of Mothara the giant peace keeping moth have I seen such genius in the area of negotiations.
The world owes you its gratitude Corny
not sure if you could ever be thanked enough
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:15 AM
 
Missiles could be replaced by human cannon balls. Flav = short-range ballistic, a purple streak in the sky. Paris = surface-to-air. We need maybe a Tom Cruise missile?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:28 AM
 
" operation send in the clowns" just gave me a whole new reason to live.
Mere words cannot express...etc, etc.
thx,
xoxoxoxox,
me
# posted by Blogger The Capt'n : 5:13 AM
 
foggy is being very rowdie this AM. I gave him a bird bath with the hose in the garden and he was loving it, at least i think it was love, maybe he was really pissed? What do i know? I know he's extra cute when wet.

Sloth your "Paris =surface-to-air" is pretty good, but you're crossing a line with the Tom Cruise missile.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:06 AM
 
Liza Manelli would make a good eddition to the Clown Corps. I'm on it.

Gree C. a giant insect couldn't hurt the peace process, and as it happens, this very minute as I type, a crack team of molecular genetic engineers looking into mutating a head lice to epic proportions.

The Olsen twins maybe riding the giant lice bareback into the war zone...
fingers crossed.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:13 AM
 
Foggy is soggy? My guess he no likey water in large doses. But what do I know?
I just had pasta for breakfast. Mmmmm good.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:14 AM
 
Robin Williams will be sacrificed to accompany the dedication of a new french fry bridge spaning from Jerusalem to Beirut.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:17 AM
 
Well, if the Olsen twins are going, can we send the entire Culkin clan too? Maybe they can ride in on Lindsay Lohan's fake tits?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:17 AM
 
You are just asking for that french fry bridge to be blown up.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:18 AM
 
Freedom Fry bridge.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:19 AM
 
Lindsay lohans tits will come in handy for the children to bounce on with glee when the fighting ceases. I think Melanie Griffith's scar tissue could also be used as shields for the Emissaries.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:26 AM
 
the hosing down was very light dusting of mist, were you picturing the hose set to "crowd control"?
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:28 AM
 
Lindsay can't handle all the kids. Let's throw in Pam Anderson for good measure.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:34 AM
 
I guess as an ambassador, I assumed you would always have the hose on "crowd control."
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:35 AM
 
Bon jour Cornichon, mon ami. I love your plan--it iz zo zexy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:37 AM
 
My hose will be set to Crowd Control on kareoke night, that i can promis you.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:37 AM
 
Hi Cat! You aren't so bad yourself.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:39 AM
 
Peshaw! I am putting on my thigh-high black leather bootz. Zis post makez me, how jewish people zay, shvitz?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:41 AM
 
oops! I think Cat was talking there and used my name....
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:42 AM
 
Oy, nuttin werse than a French gal tryin' to speak yiddish.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:43 AM
 
Cat will totally consume you, heart soul, blogger iddentity...


Pd, I can't believe your going to Japan!!!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 9:53 AM
 
hi! I know, i can't believe our lil robot friend! pd, you are an inspiring traveler.
# posted by Blogger fairy butler : 9:57 AM
 
I am excited. I just closed my eyes and bought the ticket. I will probably freak out on the streets of Tokyo. But they do respect the bots there.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:05 AM
 
CONSUME ME CAT!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:06 AM
 
Corny, I bet Foggy loved the hose on account of he is a tropical rainforest-style critter and therefore partial to 100º temps with rain. He must be in lovebird heaven.

I am thinkin though, for Operation Send In The Clowns, the first clown we should send is Mel Gibson. He will draw all the fire from both sides with his atomic mouth & exhaust the weapons stockpiles.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:25 AM
 
Sloths you are thinking on your feet my friend!
Gibson is a class A creep. More of a Wayne Gacy kind of clown really. Everyone knows when you get that drunk you say exactly whats in your heart. I wouldn't mind emptying my arsenal on him.


Yes, Fogs really loves this weather. all the other animals are wilting.
# posted by Blogger Corny : 10:37 AM
 
oh sloth, mel gibson is a definite.
# posted by Blogger fairy butler : 10:37 AM
 
Hi Fb! Our little robot... so sweet. Off to the land of the rising sun.

peeds, will you bring me home a Sumo wrestler wrapped in seaweed?

Thanks!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 10:41 AM
 
Peeds, will you find out if japanese strippers really wear bean pasties?
# posted by Blogger Corny : 10:44 AM
 
i am going as peeds' butler. it has been decided. tough shit corny!
# posted by Blogger dubz : 11:27 AM
 
Dubz, again an inconvenient truth, I'm bigger then you. Don't worry we'll bring you home a tub of fish roe or some bamboo shoots..
# posted by Blogger Corny : 11:40 AM
 
Inspired by slothy, I suggest sending in a team of Mels. Mel Gibson will charm all groups with his diplomatic sensitivity and his long-standing relationship to the power brokers in Bartertown. The reanimated corpse of Mel Torme will bring the fighting to a halt by smothering the region in his velvet fog. And Melly Mel will free everyones minds with his infectious booty shakin' rhythms.
# posted by Blogger Street 21 : 12:07 PM
 
Adhoc you are a big help in the peace effort and I'm thinking the people of the middle east will be showering you (and the "Melee") with hummus and pita points.


PS. Melly mels web site is EXCITING! Wow. I like the "Pussy Album". Whos bad?
# posted by Blogger Corny : 10:27 PM
 
I am ready to go too. I think a good tennis clinic would help a lot over there. I have prepared an organized lesson plan and workout regimen complete with steroids.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:41 PM
 
martina, I never would of taken you for a participant in the Clown Parade but who am I to judge. I think a tennis clinic on the isreali - lebanese border can't hurt!
# posted by Blogger Corny : 11:36 PM
 
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