Saturday, June 10, 2006

 
As promised, World Cup Girls! Of course we're rooting for England. Led by team captain David Beckham (gay icon, married to pop star Posh Spice), the Three Lions have a very good chance of winning this year. Check back to ABCN for full coverage of streakers (there are always streakers) and street riots. There are plenty of English football anthems this year, British Whale, Embrace, The Justin Hawkings of the Darkness have all tossed their bowlers into ring, but none of their efforts compaire to this timeless classic. Even better, heres how it sounds sung by a drunken mob

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Hi! I missed everybody.
 
whoowieee - ecuador looks like fun!
 
I am not too sure about Italy and Brazil. They just don't seem legit.

I miss you still, COrns.
 
I think it's swell seeing all these mothers and daughters having a nice time sharing an intrest together. Whenever my mom and I have painted our bodies together we end up fighting.

Peeds!!!! Missed you too.
 
Denmark ith having too much fun, or ith thee thcreaming in pain from delivering a thoccer ball?
 
whatever she's doing with that soccer ball is giving her IMMENSE pleasure
 
Do you think Paraguay is wearing stainless steel nipples?
 
I am all for South Africa. Looks like she has a little love trail.
 
Hi darling Corns. You have been missed by everything, especially our skin that needs painting. Where and when and what colors can we choose for our outfits. I am seeking maximum friendliness.
 
This body painting business is old hat. The painting had pockets of quality but other sections fall flat
 
My pocket of quality is for Dr.Frogs eyes only. Frogs, is my paper gown on the right way?
 
If you mean it is on the wrong way as in good now we can get in there easier then yes. I keep staring at the girls' private areas, things go a little fuzzy down there, it's not fair.
 
Frogs has on his pervert glasses today. They will stay on, indefinitely.
 
Oh Corny, how could I have lived without this and you for so long?
 
frogs yer right, they are built like barbie dolls in the bathing suit area. Creepy.
 
Italy is most intreging. I think she's wearing something like a bald merkin under the paint.
Now if that doesn't raise the bar, I don't know what does.
 
YES, VINDALOO IS GENIUS. FAT LES IS SUPPOSED TO REFORM BUT NOTHING HAS SURFACED YET. THE EMBRACE SONG IS DREADFUL. REALLY TERRIBLE. I LOVE THAT BRITISH WHALE TRACK, I'M HOPING IT'S ON A SINGLE. I LOVE YOU CORNY GIRL. XO KB
 
We must have this photo professionally analyzed by the CIA. I feel terrorized by the ambiguity. What does it mean? How do they go #1?
 
italy's maxipad is really tacky.
 
denmark is one of the dazzle dancers.
 
seriously, is that Cherry Dazzle? It looks like her.

HI J.SHARPE!
 
that is hilarious. I knew something was wrong with Denmark, shes having too much fun.
 
exciting new proof.
 
Wholey toledo, that is some beautiful piece of proof you offer. My god, I'm inspired. I'm limbering up so that next year I can be a World Cup Girl too and do a photoshoot with Cherry Dazzle where we do such perfectly symmetrical splits they'll be putting us on the cover or Achitectural Digest.
 
These so-called "world cups" are nothing to brag about.
 
Oh yeah? I'll crush you 'neith my amplitude.
 
I missed you.

These Barbies dont do nothin' for me. But the real Italian woman.. damn!!! I'm at the 38th International Conference of Crystallographers in Erice Sicily (Large Moleculer Structure and Function). There's an Italian grad student here--she look just like Maggie Gyllianthal-- I want to lie in bed with her all day and talk about cell membrane proteins and feed each other gelato. Forget the Manic Boyfriend--this making me feel like Im at least Kinsey 4.
 
Hi Euphoric.
My name is Sylvana and I am from Palermo. I am much prettier than this World Cup Italia girl. I think you sound sweet. Which hotel are you in?
 
vot is dis ting you call "girl"?
 
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