Monday, March 13, 2006
Plunging into Difficultiesor
Out of the Frying Pan and into the Quagmire
It's back to the old routine today. My hands are covered with cobwebs . Dry rot has made honeycombs of my arms, dustballs are collecting in pits. I popped into the refinery yesterday eve (not to paint) and it smelled stale. It's not going to be cute today because my paint is heartlessly indifferent to what I need from it, it is a material posessed by a sadistic deamon who makes slow beautiful love, then slaps me upside the head and laughs at my clumsiness.
# posted by Corny @ 9:45 AM 
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I am a lonely painter. I live in a box of paints. I'm frightened by the devil and i'm drawn to those ones who ain't afraid.
# posted by 
: 9:49 AM
: 9:49 AM
Yes, we're enjoying some PG tips and will fly in the JAmmyjar as soon as were sufficiently amped up.
Joni the devil is over-rated. I like that you like in a paint box. Is it winterized?
Joni the devil is over-rated. I like that you like in a paint box. Is it winterized?
Peaches are you sent here from social services? You seem to understand the true nature of my soul, your advice is practical and edifying.
Joni, you are welcome here anytime you need to get out of the paint box.
aaaaaand we're off.....................
aaaaaand we're off.....................
Joni I've always liked Baphomet, the devil as scapegoat. Scapegoats are my favorite animal.
# posted by : 11:29 AM
: 11:29 AM
hi corny, great to see u on friday for a 37 seconds in the wonderful participant moshpit..have to go back to actually see the art on the walls.. drop me an email at: pascalew@earthlink.net for future lunch-dinner-plans..
xoxo, pascale
xoxo, pascale
# posted by : 3:39 PM
: 3:39 PM
Corny, I hope you are dominating in the refinery today; if the paint misbehaves, grab it by the neck & slap it around a little, then belittle it with withering insults. Tough love is the key.
Must to build up tolerance for the paint again. It was a pretty short day today. I was a robot. I did 5 hours straight of scraping off paint and sanding. My right arm is transforming into a steel girder, only throbby.
Did the arm get held up by the loop of Jesus? I mean if it hurts you might have an infection but if it only throbs then animal husbandry is the new form of painting for you. Put your arm straight into the cow and pull out your new painting. Drizzle painting over canvas and find instant pleasure and satisfaction waiting for eager buyers that find themselves aligned right outside your bedroom door.
# posted by : 6:30 PM
: 6:30 PM
thanks Frogger! I'm glad to know about the animal husbandry, so let me get this straight. You stick your fist in and the paint just comes? I'll practice on the cow who works in the studio next door to me. This cow listens to country music all day, maybe a she'll come a picture of a barn.
Wish people could still do that sort of painting where you pose in a T-shirt and cigarette and drip paint all over the place.
# posted by : 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM
MM please quit your life and stay here on the "Leave your comment"area forevs.
Thank You.
Thank You.
# posted by : 7:10 PM
: 7:10 PM
Uh, actually no cause then I would be doing the kind of painting where you make giant watercolors and marry an alcoholic.
# posted by : 7:12 PM
: 7:12 PM
I'm gunna crawl righ up inside that cow and pull out a manifesto;
Mystic Penetration into the Secrets of Creation and Other Studio Tips for Professional Lesbian Artists.
I not kidding MM, I'm going, don't try to stop me.
I'm really going to do it MM
Mystic Penetration into the Secrets of Creation and Other Studio Tips for Professional Lesbian Artists.
I not kidding MM, I'm going, don't try to stop me.
I'm really going to do it MM
MM has decided to stay in the comments section, he has asked me to tell you. Find your painting inside the coming cow, that is the fish oil tablet of today tomorrow and yesteryear. The Mystic section is up near the rib cage, you may want to use a cane to extrude this important part. It is soothing for the gullet, the organs and the psych-hole of mourning. See the colors?
# posted by : 7:39 PM
: 7:39 PM
Between this blog and PD's, I am getting some great material for season 4 of The L Word. Many thanks,
Ilene.
Ilene.
# posted by : 7:41 PM
: 7:41 PM
I see a lot of color in here, mostly ulra-violet and various blacks. Also there are lots of flys around. I am now in a position to see the invisable colors.
The cane got lost in an udder tube, I'll get it later. This is very interesting. The flys are nesting in my hair.
The cane got lost in an udder tube, I'll get it later. This is very interesting. The flys are nesting in my hair.
# posted by : 7:58 PM
: 7:58 PM
Jesus something has gone terribly exciting in the cow. Loop of Jesus come into the cow and extract the colors one by one, so they're legible. Frogs is telling me to tell you to be careful, he sends love and caution into the udder.
hey corny. i am really upset dana died. i have a painting block myself and why is the art so predictable on my stoopid show?
# posted by : 8:02 PM
: 8:02 PM
I wish there was more support for the Jews on these blogs. I am sorry but why can't there be a militant anonymous art blog for Jewish lesbians who have mental problems? Listen, it's not a class issue, it just hurts.
# posted by : 8:16 PM
: 8:16 PM
Ethel! You must start the blog of your dreams. Sylvia Plath will be your animal/spirit guide. Please begin this project ASAP or STAT or ASSTAPT
Jesus Loop will you float over here for a sec, I've got fantastic hidden colors that need extraction and have I mentioned these probes are great for my complexion?
# posted by : 8:30 PM
: 8:30 PM
WOW!!! My spelling has hit an all time HIGH! the posts about the FLYS laying eggs on my upper lip is SO creative with the spelling! Ethyl, look and learn, genius has no off switch.
The buzz cop with fly egg mouth is the transformer of tomorrow's economy. I am writing a hand-written note to tell you that my memos demonstrate excitement. (Not to be confused with excrement). Who has pills for me to borrow, I am stuck.
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
Ethyl is is toxic, possivly fatal, while Corny, your spelling is methodless but you are convulsive, in the manner of Belgians.
MM Jesus Loop! don't make me hurt you. You promised your quit your life to live in my Leave Your Comment box but you've been gone for 7 minutes. It's becoming apparent that SOMEONE is an exagerator.
Cow... wheres that cane?
Cow... wheres that cane?
Corny slow down. It's ok. Jesus Loop, Frogs, Ethel, we're all here.
ps - I meant possibly not possivly. God typing on crack is not easy.
ps - I meant possibly not possivly. God typing on crack is not easy.
The crack slows my motor skills which are already reduced due to alcohol poisoning not to mention glue gun sniffing/burning.
PD!!! Animal rights???? This sounds very suspicious. Are you going to tell me you aren't eating pork anymore? Not wearing rabbit fur vests? What up, dog?
I am making invisible turd sculptures that are like nightmares in the sky. I am using the gargoyle as a template.
PD, it's going to be beautiful. Especially with the wheelchair aggregates. The bedpans, the videos. Sigh.
I'm into Game Theory mostly. I'm starting a blog called Mastermind World of Colored Pegs For Wallet Holes and Psych-Holes of Mourning and all Your Hole Needs.
Ethyl, you can be my clerk
Ethyl, you can be my clerk
# posted by : 8:49 PM
: 8:49 PM
Frogs is so caring and capable. But I think we need to invite the Wallet Hole of Buzz Cop insight. No? The holes of mourning are inside the pant leg.
I will clerk and put the pegs into color coded categories of largest to smallest love. Judaism will not blur my code of ethix, I swear.
# posted by : 8:53 PM
: 8:53 PM
I'll be there to throw the rice right smack into your eyes, I mean raining golden rice buds of love and well wishes.
I'm all over that hole of mourning, and the wallet holes, those are trickier. I may have to dispatch a flock of flies from my stash to lay some fresh egg clusters in wallet hole. It's complicated
# posted by : 9:01 PM
: 9:01 PM
I love Hot Dogs, Jews, and Smack. Make no mistake. I am apropos of nothing right now.
There is a sickness in my house.
There is a sickness in my house.
Oh, I thought this was Andrew Mankowitz's Bar Mitzvah blog. Sorry. Ech!
But Ethel, are you zaftig? I'd like to meet.
But Ethel, are you zaftig? I'd like to meet.
# posted by : 9:06 PM
: 9:06 PM
Thumbody, climb into my greased mourning hole, it's waxy like a crustacean, I have greased it with coocamunga juice.
# posted by : 9:06 PM
: 9:06 PM
The cow is also my sleepingbag. I like to hang out the posterior and watch the world go by as cow hoofs it around the neighborhood.
# posted by : 9:09 PM
: 9:09 PM
Sometimes in the cow stomach there is a square cut out of the side and it is replaced by a transparent window so that you may see the goings on. It is possible that we will see you roving around in there.
Buzzcop...careful in the squirty area of the cow. If it gets to full in there you may be udderly helpless.
# posted by : 9:13 PM
: 9:13 PM
MM I think I caught your rabies. No kidding, would it be anti-semetic to want to cook Ethel and rabbi Slalom?
Look, I have never entered a cow nor will I ever. I amy be an evil republican criminal, but I've only engaged in cow tipping, not cow raping.
# posted by : 9:16 PM
: 9:16 PM
I am taking to the bed now. It is early but I am skunked. My plans have been foiled, I am full to capacity and dwindling from the weekend's organ feast. Please excuse me while I rock it straigh to sleep.
no shit, this philosopher Peter Singer published a defense of bestiality. Also one of infanticide. teaches at Princeton. Basic argument: consent is a notion derived from medieval concept of free will which has no place in our neo-pagan society. old school. Senator Frist do not feel bad.
# posted by : 9:21 PM
: 9:21 PM
I'm gonna actually open a book now--can you believe it? I don't know if my eyes can handle the strain of staring at a book page...
G'night Corns. Thanks for the mammaries.
G'night Corns. Thanks for the mammaries.
# posted by : 9:25 PM
: 9:25 PM
Pd. when you're finially married to MM and I'm finally married to Slothy (who has said yes, and the invitations HAVE gone out, watch your mailbox!)Can we all
buy a condo unit together in Daytona Beach or somewhere?
buy a condo unit together in Daytona Beach or somewhere?
Yes, that would be grand. Am I having a double wedding? Now that bigamy is in style, I shouldn't have a problem.
# posted by : 9:31 PM
: 9:31 PM
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# posted by : 9:32 PM
: 9:32 PM
Slothy, you will not be disappoined with the rock I got you. It is actually more sparkly than MM's and has been coated with fairy dust.
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