A Blog Called Nowhere

one of my friends has a wierd Tina Fey fetish & celebrates her birthday . But who am I to point fingers: I have a wierd Oprah thing: I like it when she makes people cry and just sits there wearing a shitload of Harry Winston jewelry saying stuff like "so you used your children".
 

Are you serving cat?
 

So the state of Israel has severed ties with Pat Robertson for saying Sharon's health problems are divine retribution.
 

what's wrong with sharon stone's health?
 

I like the idea of Helen Keller between Houdini and Betty Ford (BR).
 

Hellen keller, Suzanne, thats hilarious.
Who else is at your table?
Marlee Matlin?
 

FYI
yr dinner party

houdini was fueled by hubris, a materialist showoff who set out to prove that rational thought and his own cleverness and prowess ruled!

just a hunch, but he will probably dominate every bit of conversation and be a big bore.

But hey it's your party
 

Susan Sontag
Vanessa Bell (on the same karmic path as moi, according to my astrologer)
Fassbinder
Pj HArvey
Luc Tuymans (eye candy)
David Hammonds (more candy)
Walt Whitman
Lady Bunny
Corny
 

Suzanne your party would be extrodinary. I love that you have nixon at your party, thats a good one so is Jennifer Capriati, I used to be obsessed with her, and loved her all the more for her crack binge. I don't know who the twins are, will look into it imediately.
 

Shan,
I'd love to come to your dinner party, would love the seat in between Walt Whitman and Lady Bunny if that could be arranged. Pj Harvey might be an introverted bore or shy. I wonder what Vanessa bell was like, She's be fun to meet.
 

Corny, mere words cannot express my love for this.
 

Capt'n Ii imagin your table would be filled with the likes of Annette Funichello, Franky Avalon and the rest of the beach blanket bingo gang, no?
 

yeah, plus Harriet The Spy, Judge Judy, Flavor Flav, Sylvia Plath, Phyllis Diller, Patricia Arquette, Cartman, Paul Weller, Serena Williams, Emma Goldman, Liza, & Alex Krebeck.
 

I can't believe we didn't include Phyllis Diller. I am ashamed for even calling our dinner a "party" without her.
 

Pat Robertson, Jon Bon Jovie, Rosie O'Donell, Katie Holmes, Howard Stern, Rudy Guliani, and Miss Piggy.
 

WHO HAS ENOUGH FOOD FOR MISS PIGGY AND ROSIE O'DONNELL?
 

We could serve Miss Piggy.
 

Thanks Corny! For two things....the hilarious bumper stickers you sent me AND for the recommendation of the Kaiser Cheifs--they are amazing. I owe you.
 

rita, that is hilarious. We could play Induro-dinner, who can stay at the table the longest, I'd last 10 minutes tops before I'd have to go to the bathroom for a hit of crack.
 

Capt'n, phyllis Diller is an inspired choice along with Sylvia Plath... that would be a good table for two option. Really the whole party should be video taped for the smithsonian archives
 

corny, the Phyllis Diller/Sylvia Plath table for two option cracked me up. You funny, G!
 

jd salinger
linda blair
martha stewart- i can't help it.
joan didion
lance loud
jimmy paige
anne sexton
amy sedaris
rick james
patty hearst
morrissey
 

Mrs. Cub is going to be POed that she forgot to invite Patty Hirst to our dinner. This is an amazing collection of people and I love that you invited Lance Loud, also Morrissey, old morrisey I presume? No need to be apoligetic about having matha at our table, not around these parts.
 

I am:
a)the worst speller in the history of people who write
b)a bad typer (did I spell that right?)
 

you and the mrs. are obviously welcome. i'll put her inbetween patty and rick james.
 

Excellent, love it! angel park - mountain las vegas golf course Rollinon jogging strollers
 

That's a great story. Waiting for more. lamborghini diablo xenical Health pharmacy drugs and medications b buspirone Mark bass chevrolet coal city pain relief adderall xr