Wednesday, November 23, 2005

 

Tit of Humanity Will Save Us All!

Yes that is breastmilk on my chin. Call the police, ok? My intelligently designed experiment over the past 3 days has proven that a steady diet of hi-quality entertainment and lactation can serve as sufficient sustenance for all human, and even inhumane, life forms rearing their heads on this forsaken planet. My addiction to the Tantamounter has only worsened. I can't stop sticking things in. I think I might die when they dismantle themselves, unplug the machine and leave us in the empty hole whence we came. What to do other than sit at home and replicate? Chicks on Speed deeply pressed my spacebar with their harsh truthfulness at 2 AM on the dot following PTR and Kev Blechdom feeling the love and understanding of a worshipping audience. Just because I work professionally with some of these people doesn't mean I am biased to think that these brilliant women reject the faddish attire of the self-congratulatory culture seeped in pukish pseudo-knowledge. Speaking of brilliant, go buy a spelt cupcake and meet me at the Martha Rosler library (I'm either at Tanatamounter or over there). Can anyone say Heresies 1977 Lesbian Art issue? Run, don't walk! Oh and on that highbrow note, I highly recommmend Henrik Olesen's What is authority? to start your capitalist anarchist day off right (no pun intended) tomorrow! Don't integrate! And don't forget to brush regularly!

Comments:
Howdy,

I have found your blog to be intellectually stimulating. Crazy, but good nonetheless. Feel free to stick a link in my guestbook (www.jaeford.com).
 
Al, I'm totally addicted to the Tantamounter too... I went Monday at 5 and it smelled like hamburgers I guess it was dinner time, all the stuff I put in came out make of food.
 
Ms. Cub is takign going over early this am to but in a gazing ball.
 
bacon was cooking yisterday...
 
Though I make it a habit to only leave comments for my wife, I'll pipe in for you, Ms. Andry.

My comment: I suspect you liked to stick things in even before there was a Tantamounter. That said, you are free to build one in one of the many empty floors of our new McMansion.

Tha Mrs.
 
great links, I wish there was a Heresies interactive website, with games and quizes, etc...
 
Gene-Clear a space, we're movin in! Everyone else-link to Olesen corrected, please re-visit if interested!
 
congratulations to corny on new home. decorating ideas for empty rooms? guest bedroom furnished entirely with Levitz furniture: black laquer, mirrored headboard, wetbar. Goth basement:mold, darkness, eternal return. Vampire bathroom:why the bathroom? any other room with a vampire theme would be disturbing.
 
Woah, it's like you have a closed circut crystal ball into my brain and can see exactly what I'm thinking. The Levitz furniture room is a laquered black panther and glass coffee table away from compleation! The bathroom isn't entirely translylvania vampire but more English dandy vampire, with a shrine to the greatest living walking dead, Pete Doherty!
I can only imagin what you would do with the basement..."eternal return", you and your clever euphemisms!
 
Enjoyed a lot! » » »
 
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