A Blog Called Nowhere

Sample lectures available for purchase:

1. On Cultivating an Image No One Understands But You
2. On Being the Kind of Person That Not Even a Mother Could Love
3. On a New Art School Taxonomy
4. On Ensuring Unsuccessful Transition
5. How to be Astonishing
6. On Extracting More From People Than They Think They Are Willing to Give
7. On Denying Death
8. On Cultivating Misery in the Name of Art No One Wants to See
9. A Lexicon, or: As I Understand It
10. How to Feel About Disasters
11. Turning Bad Habits into Charming Quirks
12. A Guide to Sex, Dating and Love
13. Becoming Stabbed by Grace
14. Making Friends and Ingratiating Yourself
15. A Guide to Staying in Bed
16. On Alienating Everyone Who Might Care About You
17. On last minute Decisions, Good or Bad?
18. A Guide to Irregular Language and its Usages
19. On Occupying a Moral High Ground No Matter What the Subject
20. On Near Death Experiences and How They Can Make You Special
21. On Faking Class
22. On Financial Optimism Against All Odds
23. On Professional Jealousy
24. On Maintaining Imaginary Friends
25. On Missing Opportunity and Not Learning Lessons

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Lectures for Sale By Goody-B. Wiseman