Friday, September 16, 2005

 

Jaw Bone of a Jackass

Jaw bone of a Jackass This just in from our Hollywood correspondent lara Spotts Lesbians hoasting award shows has natural disaster written all over it.

Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God¹s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year¹s Emmy Awards.

By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God¹s wrath, Robertson said on The 700 Club on Sunday. sorry to be waisting time with this, but the leader of the Christian Taliban is out of control. Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres hometown? Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony. This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards, Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers.

America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation. Excuse me, can I just interupt for UNO MOMENTO, I can't believe this guy is is on TeeVee, and on a a cable network owned by ABC/Disney! He doesn't exactly strike me as family friendly. True, they hide him away in a 2:00 am slot, still the fuckers getting air time..! Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres growing national prominence.September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion.blinkblonkblookbleep, wagging head, drooling in a stupor...

Now we know why things took a turn for the worse, he explained. In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony. He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions. sounds like a par-tay God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda, Robertson spat as he rolled the hollow pits one might have at some point called "eyes" back in his head,

"I will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys."

Comments:
The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

-- Pat Robertson
 
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.

-- Ellen Degeneres
 
WOW, corny, I had no idea Ellen was so powerful! She must be very, very sinful to wreak such destruction. Do you think she has a summer home in Banda Aceh?
 
I read things like this about Pat Robertson and am immediately struck by the over whelming sensation that none of this can be real and I have slipped into the plot of a film or a surreal futuristic novel. It features a dark irreverent plot that pokes fun of short-sided right-winger, religious zealots, regressive pro-creationists and a few who are just simply power hungry. It could be a great film – maybe even a good book - but it is a scary reality.

I suffered from this same foggy loss of reality sensation the morning I woke up and realized that my fellow Californians had actually petitioned and paid for a special election to elect a body builder / action film star as governor.

Merry

Ps Corny I love the blog and am impressed by the breadth of your readership – as revealed by the first two postings.
 
"Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals--the two things seem to go together."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 1/21/93
 
I read some news post that Robertson's charity had been given some role in the rebuilding but don't know much else.
 
www.thenation.com/doc/20050919/blumenthal
 
He's still a mucho grande cocksucker.
The Mrs.
 
still astonished by this... where does one begin? How does this indescribably hateful idiot get airtime? rrrrrrrhhh. laserbeams of hate.
 
the fact that he has recieved money from the current administration is pretty suspect. its bizarre that so much government money is being funneled to "faith"-based groups without any oversight. if someone from the Red Cross made these comments it would be a scandal.
 
On the up side, Ellen's ratings completely smash Robertson, and she's dating Portia De Rossi. God is good.
 
Slothy, SO GOOD to have you back in Blogisphereistan! Seems like you've been gone for years. YES lazerbeams burning up the small corrupted soul of a flea in the guise of a man!
On the JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN"T BE MORE FUCKED UP FRONT, anons artical about Pat Robertsons Katrina Cash is making my head spin, I'll print it in my blog, thanks...
 
Did you see the guys screaming against lesbians with loud speakers in front of DSW in Union Square last night. What's up with these haters?
 
Let's get him and the Taliban together! Now there's party!
 
I didn't see what was going on at Union Square, I'm scared of myself and what i might do if confronting these kinda people face to face, they make me feel all stabby...
 
This is very interesting site... »
 
That's a great story. Waiting for more. »
 
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