A Blog Called Nowhere

People who use Segways seem happy, healthy and more social then I am. I stand still a lot when I am alone in my apartment, if I had a Segway I could stand still while simultaneously increase serotonin levels in my brain (being out in the fresh air and sunshine) and stimulate neuron activity as the landscape rushes by . I would cultivate friendships with other Segway voyagers and develope a community of like minded operators. It might be cultish but not like a doomsday death-cult or anything too heavy.